Ladies and gentlemen, if you happen to be displaying the following symptoms:
Cough
Flu
Fever
Any other flu-related symptoms
… then please stay at home and impose a self-quarantine on yourself. Take some appropriate medication if necessary. DON’T EVEN THINK OF GOING TO WORK, SCHOOL, LECTURES OR ANYWHERE (except perhaps the hospital if your condition worsens).
I’m going to be very [...]

